Meet
 Dr.Hinkendolfer (Ya)
Dangerous Man's shrink for the last fifteen years. He received his degree in psychology at the prestigious University of Wiener bratten in Wienerbratten under the brilliant Dr. Wienerbratten, and was classically trained in the "oh my god are you nuts", Jungian, Freudian tradition. He traces all of Dangerous Man's problem's back to his mother and the fact that she insisted on breast feeding him until he was sixteen, Dr.H. says that for Dangerous Man all women represent his mother which would explain more that a few failed relationships. After a session exploring Dangerous Man's mind, the good doctor says he feels like he needs a shower, a bath, and then another shower, sometimes a nice seaweed wrap and then sleeps in the fetal position while sucking his thumb.
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